Very Crappy Christmas Pack

Haven't got your "loved ones" a Christmas present yet? Fear not, because we've got you covered with some legitimately lame gifts.

The $14.99 pack includes:

MOUSE PAD (works great with the World Wide Web)

15 CM RULER (feat. A-grade dad joke)

90s CORPORATE GIFT LOGIC PUZZLE (reserved for your most loathed relation)

CAR AIR FRESHENER (feat. Delicious artificial watermelon smell)

Yep, you're really going to piss some people off with these gifts...